thanks anywayI found this pamphlet on the floor today and some of these “ways to say no to sex” are hilarious
im allergic to sex
i want you to leave
i just got my hair done
rub my back instead
my favorite show’s on now
Let’s ask my parents
(via hickory-tickory-tock)
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42. “Don’t make me laugh.” Yes if you just want to utterly destroy that person and ruin your relationship with them. 71....
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this is so problematic and I just did my nails so I don’t feel like typing a whole rant but SERIOUSLY
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