Tumblr in Public: Never a Good Idea
Some guy walked past me in a lounge in one of my buildings and Legend of Korra fanart was plastered all over my dash
My dignity is a thing of the past
April 2012
133 posts
- mom: oh be careful! the stove is hot
- me: The stove is hot? The stove is hot? You have the entire English language, with its vast spectrum of adjectives to describe the stove and you settle for "hot"? You have done it a great disservice. The stove is far beyond beautiful. The stove is enamoring, enrapturing, captivating, ravishing, lovely, incredible, overwhelming, adorable, alluring, enticing, and radiant. It's a stunner- it'll take your breath away before you have a chance to introduce yourself. It's eyes, constantly shine with joy, even in the midst of pain or sadness. It's a fireball that I can barely handle, but I can tell you wouldn't stand a chance. It has a mind that could tear yours to shreds, considering the one word you chose to describe it with is "hot". Don't ever degrade my stove like that again.
I have a playlist that I am working on called "Sex"
And of the two songs that are on it
One of them is called
“Is It Over?”
I must have a terrible sex life.
