March 2012
305 posts
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
ALWAYS
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Tumblr: NAKED ASSES SHAKING! NAKED ASSES SHAKING!
Tumblr: BREASTS FOR EVERYONE!
February 2012
137 posts
greatest thing about being pansexual?
karofskysboobs:
unlimited bacon
omg
Gets Valentine's Day Candy
Bought it for myself on sale.
Slept for about two hours last night
And I took some NyQuil just now. I’m waiting for a download to finish before I retire for the night but this has been the longest five minutes of my life.