“I don’t wanna get a bee sting and everybody go, ‘Yeah, she died of a broken heart,’ but really it was a bee sting.”
—Tegan Quin, talking about how she isn’t sure if she’s allergic to bees and not wanting to find out so soon after getting dumped.
June 2010
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How Great Ideas Are Born
There is no other happiness like finding out that three out of four people in a Skype conference call with you are in their underwear. There is something great about just being in your underwear and so, the idea was born: underwear party. So the plan is to clean out my basement so I can pack a bunch of drunks in their skivvies in it. Nothing like kicking back in your knickers. Funderwear!
Pictured above: Proper dress code.
“Why can’t I just hug a woman with my legs in friendship?!”
—
Ellen Page, from her appearance on SNL
Today's Good Things
- A shampoo mohawk.
- Leftover spaghetti and cupcakes I forgot were in the fridge.
- First day of work at GameStop with my bestie.
- Red Dead Redemption.
- Avatar: The Last Airbender marathon.
- “Find Your Love” by Drake and a new mix CD for my car.
- Walking around house in underwear at 3 AM (mainly the kitchen).
- Another trip to the fridge before bedtime.
