June 2010
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Patti,
you’re the mayonnaise for me, whoa whoa whoa!
Patti,...
– Doug from the Nicktoon “Doug”
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It's The Hat
I went to a party last night with my brother, his girlfriend, my cousin, and a good friend of mine. When we arrived, I didn’t know anyone was there and I might as well have been introduced as Justin Bieber because I got so many comments about how I look like him. One person asked if I was trying to look like him and I responded no but a better question would be why he is trying to look like...
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The Midnight Munchies
Since I am an insomniac, I take my meals at random times of the night. Or at least, I get hungry at the most inconvenient times, since 1:37 in the morning is only ever inconvenient. But there seems to be a Midnight Munchies Fairy because I found a whole fucking cake in my kitchen. A Jewish apple cake. Life is good.
Even my puppy wants some. You can tell by his reflection in mirror behind me....
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At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. You’re going to...
– Coach Carr in Mean Girls
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Anonymous asked: Are you asian? Just wondering.
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About Me
Tenny. 19. Lesbian. Single.
And I like spaghetti more than anyone I know [likes spaghetti].
Anything else, just ask.
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You can be my pajamas.
– Naomi Campbell to Emily Fitch, Skins (Episode 402)
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If only love were a matter of words. My nearness to your body creates a...
– Seba al-Herz in The Others
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Home for me is when I can walk from the bathroom around the house naked.
– Sara Quin
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Her name is Naomi. She’s rather beautiful. So I was nailing her.
– Emily Fitch of Skins (Episode 309)
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Cargo Shorts: The Lesbian's Purse
The other day, I managed to fit all the contents of my straight friend’s gigantic purse into my cargo shorts. I challenge all you lesbos out there to do the same. Take your favorite pair of cargo shorts (I know you have them) and see how much you can fit in there. Even Mary Poppins would be jellin’.
Pictured: A purse-worth of random stuff in cargo pants.
Not pictured: Mature...